"And now, introducing YOUR San Francisco Giants!
Batting leadoff and playing 1st base- Gavin Newsom
Batting second and playing 2nd base- Heather Fong
Batting third and playing 3rd base- Cindy Sheehan
Batting fourth and playing shortstop-Nancy Pelosi
Batting fifth and playing left field- Barbara Boxer
Batting sixth and playing center field- Diane Feinstein
Batting seventh and playing right field- Carole Migden
Batting eighth and catching-Jerry Sandoval
Batting ninth and pitching- Barry Bonds"
Barry Bonds batting ninth and pitching???
With a lineup like this, what difference does it make?
* Glossary of those names you may not recognize:
Gavin Newsom- Playboy mayor, who presides proudly over a sanctuary city no matter how many gang members kill innocent people.
Heather Fong-Chief of Police who instructed her officers not to bother illegal aliens
Cindy Sheehan-War protester who is running for Nancy Pelosi's seat in Congress
Carole Migden-wacky state politician representing San Francisco (see my recent posting)
Jerry Sandoval- SF City Supervisor, who believes we should not have a military
Barry Bonds- former Giant pitching great
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