Who is this man? Heavyweight champ? Wesley Clark's pick for Executive of the Year? Vice President of Zimbabwe?........Nah.
See if you can answer the below questions:
1 Which country won the European soccer championships this week?
(Contest limited to US residents.)
2 Who was Robert Mugabe's running mate in the recent "election" in Zimbabwe?
3 Who is the heavyweight champion of the world? Hint: It's not Haystack Calhoun.
4 Which pastor (a Clinton supporter) said, "Barack Hussein Obama is a long-legged pimp with a white mama"? (I'm not making this up.)
5 Where is Ralph Nader these days?
6 How many home runs does Barry Bonds have this year?
7 Who has more home runs this year, Barry Bonds or Bill Clinton?
8 Who does Wesley Clark think has the requisite "executive experience" to be president?
9 Name one Republican that Keith Olbermann likes-other than Scott McClellen.
10 Which former president reportedly said this week that Obama "can kiss my ass"?
Bonus question: Who is the person in the above photograph? Hint: His name appears in the above questions.
And the answers (sort of):
1 Spain
2 I don't know, but I suspect nobody
3 I don't know-hell, maybe it is Haystack Calhoun
4 Rev. James David Manning of Harlem
5 I don't know
6 None
7 Same number-none. On second thought, probably Clinton.
8 Robert Mugabe?
9 I give up
10 William Jefferson Clinton-who else?
Answer to bonus question- Haystack Calhoun (on second thought, it could be any of them.)
Add up your correct answers. If you got 6 or more-you scored better than I did.
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