Russian troops have invaded "Limpopo"
Hat tip Vlad Tepes
Yesterday a couple of well known Russian phone pranksters, Vovan (Vladimir Kuznetsov) and Lexus (Alexei Stoliarov), called well-known American idiot U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) pretending to be Prime Minister Groysman of Ukraine.
They reported to her another Russian aggression in state of Limpopo (which is actually from a well known Russian children’s book) and that they had installed a Putin puppet as its President by the name of Aibolit (another well known Russian children’s book character, Dr. Aibolit is a play on a sound one makes when sick, Dr. OhItHurts!).
Maxine Waters agreed this Russian aggression must stop now! She offered help in overturning Limpopo’s new “dictator”.
I suggest they next call Rep. Hank Johnson and tell him it's the governor of Guam calling to report the island is tipping over and to please remove the troops immediately.