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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Lance Armstrong for Congress


Dear Voter,

In the coming November election, you will have a unique opportunity to send a fresh face to Congress. A man of proven ability and integrity. A man to stand up to the politicians in Congress.That man is Lance Armstrong, world champion bicycle rider.



Lance will bring new experience to Washington as opposed to the typical Washington insiders. Lance has the experience to get things done. He is a proven winner with lots of experience in foreign affairs. He'll stand up to the Special Interests, Big Oil, the pharmaceuticals, the drug lobby while cracking down on crime and putting dope dealers in jail.

And he will create millions of new jobs for Hard Working Americans.

So vote for change. Vote for Lance Armstrong for Congress in November.

"I'm Lance Armstrong, and I approved this message."

Hey Fousesquawk! There ain't no friggin' election in November.

1 comment:

Siarlys Jenkins said...

This is a good model for how Republicans fool people into voting for them. As the only really good Republican president ever elected used to say, you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but the next couple of elections are going to be "throw the bums out" time, and the Republicans are a large share of the bums to be thrown.