Thursday, January 17, 2013
Lance Armstrong for Congress
In the coming November election, you will have a unique opportunity to send a fresh face to Congress. A man of proven ability and integrity. A man to stand up to the politicians in Congress.That man is Lance Armstrong, world champion bicycle rider.
Lance will bring new experience to Washington as opposed to the typical Washington insiders. Lance has the experience to get things done. He is a proven winner with lots of experience in foreign affairs. He'll stand up to the Special Interests, Big Oil, the pharmaceuticals, the drug lobby while cracking down on crime and putting dope dealers in jail.
And he will create millions of new jobs for Hard Working Americans.
"I'm Lance Armstrong, and I approved this message."
Hey Fousesquawk! There ain't no friggin' election in November.