Hat tip The College Fix
Remember when Germany invaded Poland in 1939 starting WW II? If only the Poles had said, "Ouch". If only Hitler had said, "Oops". We would have avoided the whole war.
At least that's the logic displayed by some empty suit at the University of Arizona who gets paid over $200,000 a year to dream stuff like this up.
"The correct way to tell a classmate he said something offensive is to say “ouch,” and his correct response, “oops.”
If our enemies wanted to create a nation of sniveling wimps who would never stand up to the bullies of the world, isn't this the perfect way? And what better instrument than our academic world?