Wednesday, February 8, 2017

In Germany, It's Everyone Out of the Pool

Hat tip Heat Street

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Among the rapes, assaults and terror attacks, Germany is facing yet another epidemic now that Angela Merkel has opened up the floodgates (no pun intended) to one million migrants, asylum-seekers, and refugees: Sexual assaults in swimming pools. It's not just little Mary and sister Betty who in danger. It's little Johnny too. The latest sexual assault case at a local swimming pool has occurred in the northern state of Schleswig-Holstein. Five girls, ages 12-14 are the victims. The suspects? Guess who.

So the solution to this problem according to some swimming group is....
train the migrants to be life guards.

What could possibly go wrong?

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