Sunday, February 7, 2016
James Clapper's Superbowl Lock
Today's match up features the Denver Donkeys vs the Carolina Pansies. Aside from the question over who will win, everyone is wondering....will this be Kobe Bryant's last game?
My ace team of intelligence sources has been working hard to find out how many ISIS fighters have infiltrated the two teams. So far, we have identified only one player from ISIS who will be starting at defensive end for the Donkies. It could be a long day for Cam Newton.
Aside from the great Progressive commercials with Flo, there also promises to be a great half-time show featuring the Taliban executing ten prisoners, hopefully, including Flo. And don't tune in late lest you miss the ceremonial coin flip. I say ceremonial because Hillary Clinton is sure to win it. Pre-game introductions? If it turns out anything like last night's Republican debate in New Hampshire, it will be on all the highlight reels.
But you wanna know who is going to win, right? The way I figure it, this is too close to call, so here is my prediction as to the final score:
Oh yes. Kobe will score 30 points.