Hey kids! If you want to add to your bobble head doll collection, why have Dad spend all that money to take you to a ball game just so you can get an Albert Pujols or Alex Rodriguez bobble head doll? In another year or two they will be old news. Why not get one that will be a collector's item for decades to come? Offering the new Hillary Clinton bobble head doll.
Unlike your average sports star bobble head doll, the Hillary Clinton model has features not found in any other doll. This one actually changes expressions, talks, and responds to your own voice! Here's how it works.
Press a button in the back of her head and watch her eyes bulge wide open like she does when she meets some political hack in Bullsnuts, Iowa but pretends he/she is an old friend she hasn't seen in ages.
Ask a hardball question about her emails or some other scandal from the last 25 years, and watch her eyes close and head turn down to the right as she tries to come up with another lie.
Ask a really dumb question, and listen to her cackle out loud.
So what are you waiting for? Why not send in your order right now for your very own Hillary Clinton bobble head doll?
If you order within the next ten minutes, we will include a Bill Clinton bubble head doll absolutely free.
Call now. Or better yet, order via email with your credit card information. It's totally safe.