Saturday, October 3, 2015

Get Your Hillary Clinton Bobblehead Doll

Hey kids! If you want to add to your bobble head doll collection, why have Dad spend all that money to take you to a ball game just so you can get an Albert Pujols or Alex Rodriguez bobble head doll? In another year or two they will be old news. Why not get one that will be a collector's item for decades to come? Offering the new Hillary Clinton bobble head doll.

Unlike your average sports star bobble head doll, the Hillary Clinton model has features  not found in any other doll. This one actually changes expressions, talks, and responds to your own voice! Here's how it works.

Press a button in the back of her head and watch her eyes bulge wide open like she does when she meets some political hack in Bullsnuts, Iowa but pretends he/she is an old friend she hasn't seen in ages.

Image result for hillary with bulging eyes.


Ask a hardball question about her emails or some other scandal from the last 25 years, and watch her eyes close and head turn down to the right as she tries to come up with another lie.

Ask a really dumb question, and listen to her cackle out loud.

Hours of fun! And if you start to get tired of playing with your Hillary Clinton bobble head doll, she will remind you to keep on keepin' on.

So what are you waiting for? Why not send in your order right now for your very own Hillary Clinton bobble head doll?

But wait!

If you order within the next ten minutes, we will include a Bill Clinton bubble head doll absolutely free.

Image result for monica lewinsky bobble head doll

Call now. Or better yet, order via email with your credit card information. It's totally safe.


Siarlys Jenkins said...

I was going to write something funny about the uses such a bobble-head doll could be put to, but then I realized that in the present atmosphere of mutually concocted liberal-conservative paranoia, it could generate a visit from some overhyped task force.

elwood p suggins said...

Siarlys--just because they are out to get you does not mean that you have to be paranoid about it.

Siarlys Jenkins said...

An oldie elwood, but always a goodie.

elwood p suggins said...

Siarlys--you forget that I am also an oldie.

Siarlys Jenkins said...

There is an Italian movie called 1900 which follows two men, the son of the local communist party cell and the son of the local padrone, who are at time friends, all the way through the end of WW II. Then the finale skips another forty years ahead, and shows them walking down a path, white haired and leaning on canes, shoving and feebly punching each other. Hopefully we can do better than that.