Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Fatwa Allows Men With Ugly Wives to Use Drugs Before Sex

Fat Wa Says

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Fat Wa

I'm not making this up, Folks. An anonymous imam (We'll call him Fat Wa)  somewhere in the Middle East has issued a fatwa saying that it is permissible for men married to ugly women to take drugs before sex.

"Ah wunnerful, ah wunnerful, ah."

Gulf News has a critical report.

"The fatwa said that hallucinogenic drugs can be taken for 30 minutes during sexual intercourse and only by men who are less than 40 years old. The drugs can be used only in the evening, it added."

Kinda reminds me of an old song from long ago.

I think I'm going to have to do some research and find out who Fat Wa really is. Maybe I can make him a regular feature on Fousesquawk.

Fat Wa Says.


Siarlys Jenkins said...

Sounds like the Pentecostal Christian minister who announced a revelation from God that all the men in the church should present their wives to him as a sign of obedience.

Gary Fouse said...

Only the pretty ones.

elwood p suggins said...

How about something for the lady in order for her to have to put up with sex from fatso??