Fat Wa Says
I'm not making this up, Folks. An anonymous imam (We'll call him Fat Wa) somewhere in the Middle East has issued a fatwa saying that it is permissible for men married to ugly women to take drugs before sex.
"Ah wunnerful, ah wunnerful, ah."
Gulf News has a critical report.
"The fatwa said that hallucinogenic drugs can be taken for 30 minutes during sexual intercourse and only by men who are less than 40 years old. The drugs can be used only in the evening, it added."
Kinda reminds me of an old song from long ago.
I think I'm going to have to do some research and find out who Fat Wa really is. Maybe I can make him a regular feature on Fousesquawk.
Fat Wa Says.