Friday, June 5, 2015

Major Scandal Hits Marco Rubio! Four Tickets in 18 Years!!!

New York Times Exclusive

Looks like the Old Gray Lady has crawled out of her grave with a major story that is bound to sink Marco Rubio's presidential aspirations. The New York Times, America's signature newspaper, has learned from a secret (Democratic) source that Rubio has gotten four tickets in the last 18 years.

The implication is clear. With this matter coming to light, how can Rubio possibly take on Hillary Clinton? (Clinton recently revealed that hasn't even driven a car since what-1992?)

"I have a clean driving record."

1 comment:

Squid said...

Of course, the NY Times will not report on Obama's 17 parking tickets at Harvard, which he only paid when he decided to run for President.