Friday, April 17, 2015

Fousesquawk Celebrity Endorsements: Vladimir Lenin For Blue Emu

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"Hi! I'm Vladimir Lenin, and I want to talk to you about Blue Emu, a product that I have used for almost 100 years. Blue Emu makes me look like my friend, Richard Petty- a dead man.

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Blue Emu helps me iron out those wrinkles and soothes my joint pains. With regular treatments of Blue Emu, I can go on for another 100 years.

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Hell, I look better than Richard Petty.

So do what I do. Use Blue Emu. And you won't stink.

1 comment:

elwood p suggins said...

Johnny Bench ( and I believe his wife) also tell you that you won't stink, so it must be true, no?? Just more quackery, like with medicinal marijuana.