"Say, Ollie. Isn't it terrible about all those violent extremists?"
"It cer-tain-ly is."
"Why do you think people become violent extremists, Ollie?"
"I have no earthly idea, Stanley."
"Maybe we should help them all get jobs, Ollie."
"Why that's a wonderful idea. Why didn't I think of that myself?"
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