"Here are your choices:"
a Lutheran suicide bombers blew up a Methodist church in Baghdad killing 26
b Reform Jewish suicide bombers blew up an Orthodox synagogue in Baghdad killing 26
c Mahayana Buddhist suicide bombers blew up a Theravada temple in Baghdad killing 26
d Sunni suicide bombers blew up a Shi'ite mosque in Baghdad killing 26
"Can I call a friend?"
"Sure. Who do you want to call?"
Janet Napolitano at Homeland Security
"Homeland Security, Elibiary speaking."
" Hey Mohamed, Is Janet there?"
"No, she's running an errand for me. What do you need?"
"What the Hell happened today in Iraq?"
"The answer's gotta be 'a'. We got a lot of intell on those Christian terrorists."
"Thanks (click). I'll go with 'a', Bob."
"Oh, sorry. The answer is 'd'".
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/06/18/suicide-attacks-kill-at-least-24-in-iraq/
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