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Monday, June 11, 2012

Commerce Secretary Suffers Seizure


"I need a 10-28 on license plate USGOV-DOC 1."


John Bryson, the Secretary of Commerce, was involved in a couple of  hit and run accidents over the weekend in the San Gabriel area near Los Angeles. The Department of Commerce is saying Bryson suffered a seizure.



http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/06/11/us-commerce-secretary-accused-causing-2-car-crashes-in-los-angeles/?test=latestnews

I take note that the LA County Sheriff Department is investigating. You know what that means.....

That's right. Sheriff to the Stars Lee "Footballhead" Baca is on the job.

Now he has another  celebrity to shake hands with.



 "Seizure? Why didn't I think of that?

I can hardly wait to hear what Jay Carney has to tell the White House press boys on this one.

3 comments:

Squid said...

If John Bryson does suffer seizures, then he needs to relinquish his drivers license, because he is a road hazard. If he is using the seizure defense and he is not seizure prone, he deserves to loose his license.

Squid

Findalis said...

Squid is right. I doubt he had a seizure. I think he had one too many.

elwood p suggins said...

Perhaps one toke over the line??