Monday, June 11, 2012
Commerce Secretary Suffers Seizure
"I need a 10-28 on license plate USGOV-DOC 1."
John Bryson, the Secretary of Commerce, was involved in a couple of hit and run accidents over the weekend in the San Gabriel area near Los Angeles. The Department of Commerce is saying Bryson suffered a seizure.
I take note that the LA County Sheriff Department is investigating. You know what that means.....
That's right. Sheriff to the Stars Lee "Footballhead" Baca is on the job.
Now he has another celebrity to shake hands with.
"Seizure? Why didn't I think of that?
I can hardly wait to hear what Jay Carney has to tell the White House press boys on this one.