Well, we finally have our baseball season, except we can't go to the games. That's right, the teams are playing their games before empty stadiums because of the you-know-what. The Toronto Blue Jays have been banned from Canada, and thus, are playing their home games in Buffalo.
I note that some teams, like the Cubs, are playing fake crowd noise when a Cub hits a homer. Other teams have-get this- cardboard cut outs of fans in the front row seats. (That is not a cardboard cut out in the above picture. Somehow, Alfred E Neuman sneaked into the ballpark.) Give that man some peanuts and crackerjacks. And as for those fouls balls-they're all yours.
(Slow day today.)
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