Our ex-Govenor Arnold "Footballhead" Katzenjammer is in the headlines again-for all the wrong reasons. Days after his announced split with Maria Shriver was announced, it is now revealed that the "Gropenator" is the proud papa of a now-10-year-old child by a former staff member.
"Ah wunnerfull ah wunnerful, ah"
Yes, it is. Arnie has now sprinted to the lead in the 2011 Fousesquawk "Jerk of the Year" sweepstakes, following his last minute commutation of Fabian Nunez's knife-wielding son, Esteban and his bored dismissal of a reporter's questions about the issue. Nowadays, Katzenjammer doesn't have much to do except carouse around and collect awards.
"Arnie, Vy dey don't look like me?"
It appears that more awards on in the offing, not just the Golden Penguin, but I figure Orange County empty suit Rusty Kennedy of the OC Human Relations Commission can give him an award for being a great community leader.
The Rusty Award
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