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Friday, July 6, 2012

Did Spectral Dust Kill Yasser Arafat?




This week it has been reported that Yasser Arafat's widow, taking a shopping break in Paris with all the money she and her husband looted from the Palestinian coffers,  is requesting that her beloved late husband's body be exhumed and examined due to suspicions that he may have been the victim of a poisoning. Specifically, she and the gang in Ramallah suspect that the Israelis may have done away with Arafat. Never mind that after all the Israelis that Arafat had killed that would represent sweet justice. They are banking on the theory that an autopsy may reveal the presence of polonium 210, the same substance the Russians used to kill a turncoat in England some years back. When I first heard this, I naturally scoffed at the whole idea. I figured the only thing they would find would be a few worms and spiders crawling out of Arafat's eye sockets. But then I got to thinking about a presentation I attended at UC Irvine last year when one of the local anti-Israel professors brought in a guy named Jeff Halper to speak to his class.

Who is Jeff Halper, you ask? You don't wanna know, but if I am going to complete this article, I have to inform you.

Jeff Halper is an anthropology professor, born in the US, who immigrated to Israel and took out Israeli citizenship. He repays his adopted country by traveling the world giving anti-Zionist speeches on behalf of the Palestinian cause (to destroy Israel). He is also a crackpot. I am not speaking behind his back because I told him so when he spoke at UCI.

As you will see in the above link, Halper told us about a secret weapon the Israelis possess. It is called spectral dust. Here is how it works: Each grain of this dust can be programmed with the DNA of the person you are targeting for death. Once it is spread out in a certain area, it seeks, locates, and kills the person you want killed.


Well, as you can imagine, I laughed then, but now with this latest news, I am thinking differently. Now it all makes sense. The Israeli Mossad must have cooked up a batch of this spectral dust, programmed it with Arafat's DNA, and sprayed it in the direction of Ramallah (or Paris, where Arafat died). It all makes sense. It was those Jews (in Israel) who did it

I can hardly wait for the results of the autopsy.


"Unmistakable. Spectral dust."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nah, it was terminal ugliness that killed Arafat. We all know that.

Findalis said...

This is Fakistinian BS. The Half-life of polonium 210 is such that to have as much polonium 210 that was tested for today would have killed Arafat almost immediately.

Oh no. This is another way to go to the UN and blame the Jews for his death.

I can assure you that if the Mossad had killed Arafat it would have been by lead poisoning and not polonium.

Siarlys Jenkins said...

On the bright side, have you heard that Germany's highest court has ruled that male circumcision, although not presently a crime, SHOULD be a crime, as it violates the constitutional guarantee of bodily integrity?

The case was brought against a Muslim doctor, who circumcised a new-born boy at the request of Muslim parents. But what a great opportunity for a moment of Jewish-Muslim unity against European semi-social semi-democratic nanny state social workers!

Allons enfants de la patrie...