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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

What to do with the Terrorists at Gitmo?

Today, it has been reported that accused 9-11 mastermind, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and four co-defendants at Guantanemo Bay are pleading guilty to all charges.

But we're closing Gitmo. So what do we do now?


"Today's the day, Khalid. Call it. Heads or tails?

Tip of the hat to the great Don Martin.

7 comments:

Lance Christian Johnson said...

The government told me that they had to stay in my guest room! Darnit all!

Anonymous said...

Well the obvious conclusion is that we will be setting them all free into our own civilian population. Yep, I'm sure that's what will happen. Lock your doors!

Gary Fouse said...

Bryan,

With Obama and this bunch in charge, who knows what they will do?

Findalis said...

Actually a few were innocent, but the majority were and still are members of al Qaeda. Do we want to release men into any society who's goal in life is to destroy Western Civilization?

I think not.

Ok Lance, Obama will take you up on your offer of the guest room. How many do you want?

And Bryan they will be moving in next door. Do you feel safer now?

Lance Christian Johnson said...

With Obama and this bunch in charge, who knows what they will do?

Good point. Other possibilities include:

1. Putting them on stamps.
2. Declaring a national holiday in their honor.
3. Having them rewrite the National Anthem
4. Giving them a lifetime supply of Doritos.

Gary Fouse said...

Lance,

Food stamps is a definite possibility.

Findalis said...

I would prefer an old necktie party, Lance but a needle in the arm will do nicely instead.

I have friends who worked in the World Trade Center and it was by a miracle of fate that they weren't in the buildings at the time of the attacks.