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News items:

Congressman Mark Foley resigns over page scandal
Senator David Vitter visited prostitutes
Louisiana Congressman William "Cool Cash" Jefferson indicted for bribery
Senator Larry Craig arrested in airport men's room
Arizona Congressman Rick Renzi indicted in land scheme
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigns over prostitution scandal
New New York Governor inaugurated- admits to past affairs
Former NJ Governor McGreevey, ex-wife reportedly involved in 3-way sex
Obama's pastor says, "God damn America"
New New York Governor repays state government for "hotel room expenses" previously billed to state
Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick indicted for perjury
Puerto Rican Governor, Anibal Acevedo Vila indicted for corruption
White House aide resigns- FBI investigating
HUD chief Alphonso Jackson resigns amid criminal probe
Husband of Michigan Senator, Debbie Stabenow caught with prostitute
Brother of indicted Louisiana Congressman William "Cool Cash" Jefferson indicted
Louisiana Senator, David Vitter may be called as witness in prostitution trial
NY Rep. Vito Fossella caught in adultery scandal
Marc Dann, Ohio Attorney General resigns over sexual harassment/adultery scandal

(to be continued and expanded)