"Tonight's first contestant comes from Washington DC. Please welcome Janet Napolitano!"
"So what do you do, Janet?"
"I'm secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, Bob."
"Well, that sounds like an interesting job. Do you type up orders for burglar alarms or what?"
"Something like that, Bob."
"OK. Well, are you ready to play, 'Name that Terrorist'"?
"As ready as I will ever be, Bob."
"Our first question is for $100. Here it is:
Which of the below pictures is of a terrorist? Is it...
A?
B?
C?
or D?"
"Wow. I think I'd better use one of my lifelines, Bob."
"Uh, OK."
"Let's go 50-50."
A D
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Let's see what the audience thinks."
A 0%
D 100%
"Hmmmmm. Can I call a friend?"
"Whatever. Who do you want to call?"
"Mohamed Elibiary. He's my top adviser on these matters."
"Hello."
"Hey Mohamed. It's Janet. Which of these pictures is a terrorist?"
"Easy. Go with A."
"OK. Thanks. Let's go with A, Bob."
"Sorry. The answer is D. Give this woman a bouquet of flowers and bring on the next contestant."
Shaame on you Gary! Now this very elderly lady, in a wheel chaiar will be frisked at every TSA checkpoint, as well as her wheelchair for explosive devices.
ReplyDeleteOne must ask the question: Do this poor lady look like these FBI most wanted?
LINK:
http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/detail/lessons-from-the-fbis-most-wanted-terrorist-list
Squid
Squid,
ReplyDeleteDon't laugh. I watched my 80 year old Mexican father-in-law taken out of a wheelchair at LAX and made to remove his belt and shoes.