Thursday, May 24, 2012

Bill Clinton Can't Wait to Meet Me (For 3 Bucks)




"Join us, Fousesquawk."


Here is the latest missive I have received from the Obama campaign-from Bill Clinton no less!


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"Friend --

I've been in President Obama's shoes before -- less than six months to go before an election to let you finish what you started. It was tough enough back then, but this election is going to be tougher.

We're facing a tidal wave of anonymous, unlimited spending. The other side has pledged to throw more than 1 billion dollars into tearing down our president.

It's unprecedented.

Fortunately, so is the grassroots organization you're building.

Pitch in what you can today to strengthen the campaign -- and you'll be automatically entered to join me and President Obama in New York City, with the campaign covering airfare and accommodations.

If our opponent succeeds, so much of what we've fought so hard for will be rolled back. Health care reform -- which many presidents, including me, tried to pass and couldn't -- will be gone. Same goes for the opportunity for millions more Americans to afford to go to college, and a growing economy that works for middle-class families.

Our opponent is actually advertising a more extreme version of the policies that got us in trouble in the first place: policies that will leave us with more debt, weaker regulations on risky investments, and fewer jobs.

All of that's at stake between now and November, but here's why I'm feeling good about our chances: I know people like you have the President's back.

And I can't wait to meet you. I hope you'll give it a shot:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Presidents

Thanks, and good luck,"

Bill Clinton
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Here are three young ladies (porn stars) who sent in their 3 bucks and won. (Hat tip to Squid)




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7 comments:

  1. SquidMay 24, 2012 at 3:33 PM

    I remember the Clinton administration. Was Bill not the one who was impeached for lying to the American people? Was Clinton the one who used his Cubana cigar as a dildo on one of his White House aides? Now, Clinton wants to screw the American public with this form of Cubana cigar.
    Bend over here it comes again (BOHICA)

    Squid

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  2. SquidMay 24, 2012 at 3:58 PM

    Of course, if you are a porn star, you get to get a picture of yourself and Bill Clinton, without a three dollar contribution. Here is Bill with three porn stars at the Cannes film festival.
    LINK:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/bill-clinton-porn-stars-monaco_n_1542562.html

    Cigar anyone?

    Squid

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  3. Siarlys JenkinsMay 24, 2012 at 6:49 PM

    I made a donation for a chance at Obama's appearance with George Clooney... a lady friend of mine would have loved it. But I was not among the lucky winners. Clinton? Naaah.

    Take heart Gary. I recall that a fundraising letter for Clinton's private legal defense fund went to a Dr. Lewinsky. Javol, Monica's father.

    I have to admit though, Clinton started to pay down the national debt. George Bush double it -- during a time of prosperity when even Lord Keynes would have paid debt down. Obama increased it by no more, in a deep recession, than Bush increased it giving away money while the nation had a $5 trillion mortgage to pay.

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  4. SquidMay 25, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    @ Miggie,

    Miggie, it is not an ideology of kissing "ass", it is an ideology of touching "ass". It appears that Bill wanted to have a picture with Tasha nd Brooklyn, for his photo album and had the Secret Service man bring them to him for the shot. The Secret Service has talent in these areas, as I am finding out. In the picture, I see Bills hand on Brooklyns curves, clothed in a BLUE dress (remember the BLUE dress). Where is his other hand?

    Here is the link to the TMZ interview with the two porn stars:

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/porn-stars-explain-how-they-ended-up-in-picture-with-bill-clinton-he-had-the-secret-service-call-us-over/

    Squid

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  5. Gary FouseMay 25, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    That was a blue dress with white polka dots.

    (At least we thought they were polka dots.)

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  6. elwood p sugginsMay 26, 2012 at 8:30 AM

    In contrast to Siarlys, although it will of course never happen, I believe I would like to meet Clinton, scumbag that he is, one-on-one sometime, just for fun. I have long heard that he is so slick that he can talk just about anyone out of anything, and having been in a couple of rodeos in my time, I would like to personally see if it is true. Probably is.

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  7. Siarlys JenkinsMay 26, 2012 at 8:10 PM

    elwood likes Clinton better than I do.

    You know the difference between Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?

    I'd keep you in suspense, but Gary writes so prolifically I may never look this far down his pages again.

    Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

    Did you hear the one about the Madeleine Albright sex scandal?

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