1 The current president of the US' real name is
a Barack Hussein Obama
b Barry Obama
c DB Cooper
d None of the above
2 World War 2 began in Europe when
a Switzerland invaded Austria
b Germany invaded Poland
c Poland invaded Germany
d King Louis 16th was guillotined
e The Zionists invaded Palestine
3 The leader of the Soviet Union during WW 2 was
a Josef Stalin
b Hermann Goring
c Vladimir Putin
d Margaret Thatcher
4 Two + three=
a 5
b 4
c 6
d 7
5 The biggest city in New York State is
a Albany
b Los Angeles
c New York City
d Birmingham
6 Which of the below was not a German general in WW2?
a General Heinz Guderian
b General Erwin Rommel
c Sgt Schultz
d General Eric von Manstein
7 Who is the current vice president of the US?
a Norman Finkelstein
b Joe Biden
c Hillary Clinton
d Joe the Plumber
8 The city of Phoenix is located in which state?
a Arizona
b Alabama
c Iowa
d New Hampshire
9 Which country is not in Europe?
a France
b Italy
c The US
d Poland
10 The capital of France is
a Berlin
b Sacramento
c Paris
d Indiana
11 Which of the below is not a religion?
a Environmentalism
b Buddhism
c Christianity
d Judaism
12 Which of the below is commonly associated with the civil rights movement?
a Martin Luther King
b Al Gore
c Barack Obama
d Nancy Pelosi
13 Who is the current prime minister of Great Britain?
a Anjem Choudary
b Queen Elizabeth
c Prince Charles
d David Cameron
14 Which person carried out 9-11?
a George Bush
b Bibi Netanyahu
c Usama bin Laden
d Dick Cheney
15 Who invented the light bulb?
a Thomas Edison
b Al Gore
c McGiver
d Three Polish guys on a ladder
16 Which of the below cities is the capital of Mexico?
a New York City
b Mexico City
c Quebec City
d Guatemala City
17 The current Pope's (Benedict 16th) real name is
a Joseph Ratzinger
b Jeremiah Wright
c Terry Jones
d Yusuf al Qaradawi
18 If you pour gasoline on a fire
a It will make it worse
b It will extinguish the flames
c It will produce chocolate pudding
d It will turn the gasoline into a solid
19 What happened on December 7, 1941?
a The Washington Redskins won the Super Bowl
b The temperature in Alaska was over 100 degrees
c The Lakers moved to LA from Minneapolis
d The US declared independence from Italy
e The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor
20 Which is the highest court in the US?
a The court of public opinion
b The Court of St. James
c Judge Judy's court
d The Supreme Court
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That's it! Only 20 questions. Now here's the scoring breakdown:
If you got 18-20 correct, you should be in the 7th grade.
If you got 15-17 correct, you should drop out and go to work in a gas station.
If you got 7-16 correct, you need to start Kindergarten again.
If you got 3-6 correct, you were just born.
But if you got 0-2 correct, congratulations! You are accepted to the UC Santa Cruz Community Studies program.
number 11 might be confusing to some. environmentalism has become a religion of sorts.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the answer key? I want to see how I did.
ReplyDelete- joking
Are you certain that you didn't collaborate with the U C I History and Sociology and Political Science departments on this?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,
ReplyDeleteNice try. The answer key must be protected. You know how easily those
things can get compromised.
Ha ha ha, Ted! You tell those LibtardaJERKS what time it is! Glad to see that there's another person with SENSE here who knows that history and sociology professors are DUMB.
ReplyDelete--Flag God U.S.A. Eagle #1
(formerly America Patriot U.S.A. I didn't want people to confuse me for PatriotUSA even though he is probably even smarrter than me! ROFL!)
@Flag:
ReplyDeleteThe motto of the History department should read: "History is what we make it!"
I can reduce the test down to one question. It's the same one I ask the baggers in the supermarket. It's "What was first, the Korean War or World War II?"
ReplyDeleteLess than half know. I don't know how the pass rate compares to the SAT but it would accomplish the same thing without all that paperwork.
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ReplyDeleteFor a small price, I will provide the answer key to this "SAT".
ReplyDeleteSquid
Thillo,
ReplyDeleteIt seems I inadvertently deleted your comment and I apologize. Your point about UBL not carrying out 9-11 seems to me to be about semantics.
Or did we kill the wrong man????
Thillo wrote, "Correct me if I'm wrong Gary but Usama bin Laden didn't carry out 9-11. If I'm not mistaken he wasn't even wanted for it. The man behind 9-11 is awaiting trial. Unless you're a conspiracy theorist (not you off course) or a Ron Paul supporter or both who believes Bibi, George W. and Dick carried out 9-11 there's no right answer to number 14. "
ReplyDeleteLet me correct you ... you are wrong. Osama bin Laden admitted on video that he and his organization planned and was responsible for the attack on 9/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkdFNLqJajM
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kqpZGBOKZQ&feature=related
Khalid Sheik Mohammed and Zawahari worked for Osama. He even declared war against the US in a fatwa years before that.
It is amazing that anyone questions this.
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Miggie,
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting Thillo's words, which I thought were lost. I guess Thillo didn't consider conspiracy laws. I hope he didn't mean to say UBL was innocent or didn't carry it out just because he wasn't one of the hijackers. He should clarify it.
1: a: I know, because he used that name in full when he took the oath of office.
ReplyDelete2: None of the above: World War 2 began when Hitler and Mussolini intervened on the side of Francisco Franco's extended coup d'etat against the elected Republican government of Spain.
3: a: everyone knows that.
4: In Republican math, Two parts spending and three parts tax cuts adds up to seven parts revenue.
5: c - Duh-uh
6: Even a UCSC Community Studies Major can sort out three generals from a sergeant. Why don't you ask about whether Chip Bohlen, cousin of Alfred Krupp von Bohlen, served in the German or American army? (Hint: the answer is no shame at all to Chip).
7: The real question is, who would Gary prefer as vice president?
8: Give us a hard one: The cities of London, Paris, Rome, Berlin, and Palestine are located in which state? (Texas).
9: Yeah, another easy one.
10: Ditto. This part was written by a college sports scout.
11: Buddhism - it worships no god. But glad to see that, unlike Miggie, you know environmentalism is not a religion.
12: Your point? Aside from making it easy for anyone with no education to speak of to gain college admission?
13: Gary thinks its a, but I doubt it.
14: a and c. Read about it in The Onion.
15: must have been d
Getting a bit trite here, aren't you?
18: Republicans believe (b), as evidence by their insistence that austerity ends recessions.
19: A better question is what George H.W. Bush told the Veterans of Foreign Wars on Sept 7, 1988.
20: Must be e. No conservative would ever pick d.
I should clarify what I wrote. UBL wasn't innocent, he was a terrorist and I'm glad he's fish food however he was never accuse of carrying out 9-11 even after he was killed. I don't know why that is but I find it strange that's all.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_6tpY2f35A
Thillo,
ReplyDeleteAre you splitting legal hairs here or what? Surely, you are not suggesting he had no role in 9-11?
(You are not a Truther, are you?)
Thillo, your "...apparently the FBI believes UBL had no role in 9-11 at all, that's why " is quite a leap. Just because they did not specially charge him for the act really isn't the same as believing he had no part.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of things that can't be readily explained in things like the Kennedy assassination and the 9/11 attacks. That we just don't know the answer doesn't mean a conspiracy or alternative explantion exists.
If you want to advance another theory you will have to supply explainations for all the questions and unexplained items in the alternate theory.
For example, those who believe the Towers or other buildings were dynamited would have to explain who and how those buildings wired and how could it be that nobody ever saw any of those efforts.
The 9/11 attacks are an Occam's Razor event. The simplistic, most obvious, explanation is usually right. Putting a lot of credit or emphasis on an odd fact is useless. It is just an unexplained item, not unexplainable (yet).
The biggest truther argument is that the Pentagon was not hit by a plane, but by a missile. The fallacy in this argument is that thousands of morning rush hour commuters had a direct view of the civilian air liner crashing into the Pentagon.
ReplyDeleteHell, I could have sworn I saw both crash in the TV replays that we see over and over.
ReplyDeleteThat's another telling piece of evidence. I don't watch much TV, but I did have a supervisor in 2001 who was among the morning commuters interviewed by the FBI. His account of how it went: "Did I see the plane? Yes. Did I get a good look at the pilot's face? No."
ReplyDeleteMaybe George Bush was the pilot. (He was a pilot, you know.)
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