Thursday, October 20, 2011

Qaddafi Dead: Vive la France!


Long may it wave


We now know that the end for Muammar Qaddafi came when French fighter jets attacked his convoy as it was attempting to flee Sirte. It was at that point that the Libyan rebels (I guess they're not rebels anymore) captured him and er, finished him off.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/10/20/muammar-qaddafi-captured-in-libya-commander-says/

Let there be no doubt. France is now the leader of the Free World, the universal beacon of light, and purveyor of fine cheese! Somewhere up in Heaven, Charles de Gaulle is smiling.


Charles de Gaulle doing the duck walk down the Champs d'Elysees after the Americans, Brits and Canadians liberated France in 1944.

Hey! Let's sing the Marseillaise!



"Arise children of the fatherland



The day of glory has arrived


Against us tyranny's


Bloody standard is raised


Listen to the sound in the fields


The howling of these fearsome soldiers


They are coming into our midst


To cut the throats of your sons and consorts






To arms citizens Form your battalions


March, march


Let impure blood


Water our furrows






What do they want this horde of slaves


Of traitors and conspiratorial kings?


For whom these vile chains


These long-prepared irons?


Frenchmen, for us, ah! What outrage


What methods must be taken?


It is us they dare plan


To return to the old slavery!






What! These foreign cohorts!


They would make laws in our courts!


What! These mercenary phalanxes


Would cut down our warrior sons


Good Lord! By chained hands


Our brow would yield under the yoke


The vile despots would have themselves be


The masters of destiny






Tremble, tyrants and traitors


The shame of all good men


Tremble! Your parricidal schemes


Will receive their just reward


Against you we are all soldiers


If they fall, our young heros


France will bear new ones


Ready to join the fight against you






Frenchmen, as magnanimous warriors


Bear or hold back your blows


Spare these sad victims


That they regret taking up arms against us


But not these bloody despots


These accomplices of Bouillé


All these tigers who pitilessly


Ripped out their mothers' wombs






We too shall enlist


When our elders' time has come


To add to the list of deeds


Inscribed upon their tombs


We are much less jealous of surviving them


Than of sharing their coffins


We shall have the sublime pride


Of avenging or joining them






Drive on sacred patriotism


Support our avenging arms


Liberty, cherished liberty


Join the struggle with your defenders


Under our flags, let victory


Hurry to your manly tone


So that in death your enemies


See your triumph and our glory"


"Uh wunnerful ah wunnerful ah"


"But it was our satellites that spotted him."
 

2 comments:

  1. Supposedly George Patton said, "I'd rather have a German division in front of me, than a French one behind." I think it was misattributed but the sentiment rings true. I think the French rank behind only the Italians in who surrenders first in a battle.

    Here is the French Special Forces Precision Drill Team
    http://www.spearboard.com/showthread.php?t=1734
    Click on the picture to enlarge it.

    You now get my sense of how much fighting the French actually did in this 4 month plus effort that would have taken a US Battalion less than a week and probably without a casualty.

    (What was it billed as..."Days, not weeks" or "Weeks, not months"?

    If we hadn't supplied all the logistical support and transported them around it is questionable if they would have ever won at all on their own.
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  2. Make up your mind Gary. Do you want the USA in there or not? If you want us to get the credit for nailing Qaddafi, we have to be there. If you want to let the French fly all the missions, then they are going to get the glory. It's one way or the other.

    (Also, it sounds better when you sing "Aux armes, citoyens").

    Miggie: Ask any African American veteran of World War I to compare the honor of the French officers vs. the American officers. If they've all died, go look it up in a book. It's not hard to find.

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