Russian troops have invaded "Limpopo"
Hat tip Vlad Tepes
Yesterday a couple of well known Russian phone pranksters, Vovan (Vladimir Kuznetsov) and Lexus (Alexei Stoliarov), called well-known American idiot U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) pretending to be Prime Minister Groysman of Ukraine.
They reported to her another Russian aggression in state of Limpopo (which is actually from a well known Russian children’s book) and that they had installed a Putin puppet as its President by the name of Aibolit (another well known Russian children’s book character, Dr. Aibolit is a play on a sound one makes when sick, Dr. OhItHurts!).
Maxine Waters agreed this Russian aggression must stop now! She offered help in overturning Limpopo’s new “dictator”.
I suggest they next call Rep. Hank Johnson and tell him it's the governor of Guam calling to report the island is tipping over and to please remove the troops immediately.
This stuff is always great fun. A Radio host in upstate NY called up Scott Walker soon after his inauguration as governor, and successfully impersonated one of the Koch brothers -- I forget which, for a revealing 40 minute conversation. Whoever gets these calls usually deserves it. I bet someone could pull of a doozy calling Donald Trump and pretending to be L'il Kim (the teen age tyrant, not the singer).
ReplyDeleteShe fail for it. Waters fail it.
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