Celebrity Endorsements-Hillary Clinton For Viagra

Guys! Are you frustrated with those elections? Sure you are-especially when they only come along every four years. That's why you need Viagra-when there is only the two of us (in this case me and Bernie Sanders).

Having an election is no easy business especially when I'm involved. It's called electoral dysfunction. Symptoms include mudslinging, lying. missing documents, inability to answer questions, and a general inability to maintain a true election.

That's why you should talk to your doctor about Viagra. Pop one of these bad boys and you'll be able to hold an election under the worst of conditions.

       

That's Bill with me in the above picture. He always takes along a supply of Viagra when he's off flying around the country in his private plane campaigning for me.

                                                                                             "I love elections."


With Viagra all you have to do is wait until the moment is right to "pull that lever". Below you see Anthony Weiner, husband of my chief  election aide, Huma Abedin, pulling the lever for me.



* Side effects may include depression, thoughts of suicide, thoughts of not having an election, and thoughts of moving to Iran, where nobody ever has an election.

As for an erection, if this ad is giving you one, you need to talk to a doctor.