Gruber Microsimulation Model
Hey, Mom and Dad! Looking for that perfect Christmas gift for little Petey? Well here it is:
The Gruber Microsimulation Model.
Yes, it's the perfect gift for your kid to develop his critical thinking skills as he tries to figure around the maze of puzzles and tricky regulations. Why bore you kid with the same old treasure maps, Rubics Cube, and other out of date toys? Make this Christmas one he will never forget with the Gruber Microsimulation Model.
Hours of fun.
That's right. Surprise your kid with Gruber Microsimulation Model, the new toy that will keep him occupied for hours, days, and years.
Developed by famed MIT professor Jonathan Gruber for the United States Government, the Gruber Microsimulation Model is guaranteed not only to challenge your child's motor, mental and psychological skills, but will prepare him for a lifetime of trying to figure out which doctor he will have to go to for his next check up-and how much he will have to pay.
Amazing!
So what the Hell are you waiting for? Order now and give your kid the gift that will last a lifetime. For a limited time only, the Gruber Microsimulation Model can be yours (and Petey's and his kids and grand kids) for the low low price of $399.999.99.
But wait!
If you order within the next ten minutes, we'll send you a second Gruber Microsimulation Model for free! All you pay is shipping, handling and tax. (And we'll' send it in non-transparent brown wrapping paper-for your convenience.)
Operators are standing by,
so pick up and phone and call now.
Now Gary is advocating child abuse.
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