Reza Aslan's History Test For Dummies

             
Reza Aslan



If you are lucky enough to be one of Professor Reza Aslan's students at UC Riverside, here is one of the tests you may have to take. As you all know by now, this guy, who reportedly has 3 or 4 PhDs, raised a few eyebrows this week when he told an interviewer that Karl Marx and Sigmund Freud gave birth to the enlightenment.

So here it is. I not only have access to the questions, but I am also giving you the answer key. It's a matching test, which makes it even easier. (Some answers may appear more than once.)

Match the answers in column B with the questions in column A

Column A    

                                                                                     

1 Who gave birth to 8 babies?                                                         

2 Who gave birth to Adolf Hitler?

3 Who gave birth to the Reformation?

4 Who gave birth to the Crusades?

5 Who gave birth to Ebola?

6 Who gave birth to the Blues?

7 Who gave birth to Rosie O'Donnell?

8 Who gave birth to Pakistan?

9 Who gave birth to the airplane?

10 Who gave birth to Baby Huey?

Column B

a Rosie O'Donnell

b The sextomom

c George W Bush

d General Custer

e Barbra Streisand

f Crusader Rabbit

g Barack Obama

h The Octomom

i King Tut

j Pac Man Jones

Answers

1 b-The Sextomom

2 h-The Octomom

3 i- King Tut

4 f-Crusader Rabbit

5 c-George W Bush

6 g-Barack Obama

7 a -Rosie O'Donnell

8 j- Pac Man Jones

9 d- General Custer

10- a Rosie O'Donnell

Stay tuned for our next test from Professor Azlan. Soon you will have 3 or 4 PhDs too.

"I coulda used an airplane."