"Come to the Casbah"
If you are considering your next vacation destination, why not Tripoli? Not the one in Libya, mind you. That's too dangerous. I recommend Tripoli, Lebanon. In the below 5-part series, Vlad Tepes cross-posts a video spectacular from VICE TV showing the happenings in this northern Lebanese city where Sunni and Alawites live side by side in total warfare. Here you can see sheep and cows having their throats slit in between gun battles between rival forces so cool under fire they would make Clint Eastwood blush.
http://vladtepesblog.com/2014/02/08/warlords-of-tripoli-vice-tv/
No, it's not paintball. It's the real McCoy-and the real Hatfield too.
If you are inspired by such scenes, you can book your flight tomorrow. Or if your funds are a little tight, don't worry. Thanks to President Obama, many of the stars of these video clips will be coming here soon. That's because Obama, by executive order, is loosening the immigrant restrictions for folks like these.
http://dailycaller.com/2014/02/05/obama-admin-changes-immigration-law-allows-immigrants-who-supported-terrorists-into-us/#ixzz2sV0WSGCU
https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2014/02/05/2014-02357/exercise-of-authority-under-section-212d3bi-of-the-immigration-and-nationality-act
And here are the official travel figures, courtesy of Travelocity.com and Creeping Sharia.
http://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2014/02/08/top-language-spoken-by-refugees-admitted-to-us-during-obama-reign-arabic/
I mean, what's a couple of gun fights in your past? Soon, we can all be treated to Sunnis and Awawites shooting at each other on our own city streets. How cool is that? And what's better than seeing sheep and cows being slaughtered on our public boulevards?
So what are you waiting for? Book your flight today. Or just wait for it all to come to an intersection near you. Just don't get caught in the cross-fire as you are wheeling your shopping cart across the street.
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