"Lieber Stuermer, (Dear Stuermer)
Yesterday, I was at der Berliner airport vaiting for mein flight to Nurnberg. Vile I was schtanding in line, I saw a Jew! She vas schtanding in front of me und reading a newspaper called Der Jewish Press. Donnerwetter! Zo immediately, I notified der Securitymeister in der nice brown uniform, and he schprang into aktion. He dragged that Jew out of der line und took her to a room for a closer inspection. After all. You never can tell about dees Jews. She might have had a bomb and been planning to blow der Lufthansa out of der blaue Himmel!*
Unfortunately, no bomb vas found and de Jew vas allowed to board der flight. She zat right in front of me, zo I kept a close vatch on her der whole flight. I hope dass dis aktion on my part vill earn me a signed photo of Der Fuehrer.
Heil Hitler!!
A concerned zitizen
* For you Universitaet Kaliforniens Santa Cruz Community Schtudies majors, dat means the blue heavens)
Sounds exactly like the concerns that Arabs, and for that matter Ethiopians, who in the minds of the Americans who tend to be hired by TSA look just like Arabs, have when trying to travel by air today.
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