Now that the Muslim Public Affairs Council has rewritten US history to include all the contributions of Muslims all the way back to our founding fathers, it is time for you readers to take the MPAC Politically Correct US History Test.
Are you ready?
1 America was discovered by
a Christopher Columbus
b Cristobal Colon
c Cristofero Colombo
d Popeye the sailor man
e Ahmed the sailor man
f a, b, and c. They are all the same person.
The correct answer is f. The politically correct answer is e.
2 When the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by
a Indians
b Martians
c Canadians
d Muslims
The correct answer is a. The politically correct answer is d.
3 What was Patrick Henry's famous statement?
a "Give me liberty or give me death."
b "Give me bourbon or give me death"
c "Give me a Cubs pennant or give me death"
d "Give me sharia or give me death"
The correct answer is a, but the politically correct answer is d.
4 When Captain John Smith was about to be killed, he was saved by the intercession of
a Pocahontas
b Hillary Clinton
c Lola Montez
d Huma Abedin
The correct answer is a. The politically correct answer is d.
5 The Declaration of Independence, US Constitution and Bill of Rights are based on
a Judaic-Christian principles
b The Law of the Jungle
c Murphy's Law
d The Peter Principle
e Sharia Law
The correct answer is a. The politically correct answer is e.
6 Why did Thomas Jefferson send the US to war against the Barbary pirates?
a Because they were raiding US ships and selling the captives off into slavery while demanding tribute and ransom
b Because they refused to move the Barbary pirates to Pittsburgh
c Because they were treating our people too humanely
The answer is a, but the politically correct answer is c.
7 When Thomas Jefferson and John Adams went to London in 1785 and met the Tripoli envoy, Sidi Haji Abdrahaman, they asked him on what authority his people were raiding Western ships and taking Westerners as captives and slaves, he replied
a It was written in their Koran, that all nations which had not acknowledged the Prophet were sinners, whom it was the right and duty of the faithful to plunder and enslave; and that every mussulman who was slain in this warfare was sure to go to paradise. He said, also, that the man who was the first to board a vessel had one slave over and above his share, and that when they sprang to the deck of an enemy's ship, every sailor held a dagger in each hand and a third in his mouth; which usually struck such terror into the foe that they cried out for quarter at once.
b "What raids?"
c Self defense
d "Hell if I know."
The correct answer is a, but the politically correct answer is b, c or d
8 Martin Luther King was heavily influenced by the life and teachings of
a Mohatma Gandhi
b Alfred E Newman
c Ayn Rand
d Nihad Awad
The correct answer is a, but the politically correct answer is d.
9 Malcolm X was assassinated on the orders of
a Elijah Mohammed of the Nation of Islam
b George Burns
c Gracie Allen
d Some unidentified white guys from inside the beltway
The correct answer is a, but the politically correct answer is d.
( I heard that one last year at the University of California Irvine.)
I suppose the politically correct answer is the one that gets you a better grade.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in a room somewhere there are a bunch of Muslims creating these myths ... considering what can be falsely asserted and what is so absurd that even the history ignorant "students" will reject them.
At first, I thought that thia post was a clever creation for our entertainment. But then I realized that the politically correct answers came from a 7th Grade U.S. History book. And, Miggie is right.
ReplyDeleteLOL,
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