Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Iran Says Space Aliens Control America

Dear Reader: This is not me talking. This is FARS, an English-language news agency of the Iranian regime. They have put out a story that our government is controlled by tall white space aliens.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck/2014/01/13/iran-says-tall-white-space-aliens-control-america/

So what is the point of me putting up this absurd story? Dear Reader, these are the people that our illustrious secretary of state, John Kerry, is negotiating that nuclear arms deal with.

Which begs the question: Who is nuttier-them or us?


3 comments:

  1. Does this mean that the next negotiations by John erry and the Iranians will take place at "Area 51"?

    Squid

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  2. With the current bunch in this Administration/White House, the Iranians may be right.

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  3. This is what happens when you legalize marijuana.

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