Chicago Cubs Sign South African Third Base Coach

The baseball winter meetings have passed, and the Chicago Cubs failed to make any major trades or sign any big free agents. Today, however, they made a huge splash by signing South African Thamsanqa Jantjie as their new third base coach. Cub president Theo Epstein told reporters that, "Nobody will ever steal his signs."



(Bunt)

                                                  (Steal)



(Suicide squeeze)

(Taking the sign off)

Interviewed at his home, Jantjie was asked if he had any managerial ambitions and told reporters, "Anything is possible in America."

When asked for his reaction, President Obama said, "No comment."

(Well, at least he got that one right.)