Thursday, October 3, 2013

University of Texas School Paper Demands Masterbation Lessons

Hat tip Campus Reform




Adding new meaning to the term, "Longhorns"

 If you have a kid attending the University of Texas, you might want to search under their covers for a copy of the Daily Texan, UT's campus paper.

 http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=5128

“Having a column where four anonymous writers of varying sexual orientations and experiences talk about a weekly topic, ranging from first kisses to masturbation, is beneficial to a college population because it desensitizes taboo topics and embraces the diversity of sexual history and preferences.” 
But hey! The United Nations has been pushing this stuff for a few years now.

http://garyfouse.blogspot.com/2011/03/nea-and-un-partner-up-for-masturbation.html

You can't put a price tag on higher education.
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8 comments:

  1. Siarlys JenkinsOctober 3, 2013 at 9:05 PM

    There is nothing intrinsically valuable about desensitizing taboo topics. Next they'll want columns urging Jews to try lobster, Muslims to try roasted dog, and Hindus to try roast beef.

    Everybody has some private ways they like to do it. Nobody else needs to hear about it.

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  2. FindalisOctober 4, 2013 at 8:55 AM

    A good idea to tell the kids that you aren't paying for their college any more.

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  3. SquidOctober 4, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    Soon, we could see a division of "masterbation" studies and a proper Bachelor or Masters degree given for completion of a course of matriculation (masterbation?). Maybe a "masterbation" chair as well. Of course, we do not want to leave out an emeritus in "masterbation".
    The question is: Where would these graduates find a job?
    If this program leads to a Ph.D., Ms. O'Bagy could get a real Doctorate.

    Squid

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  4. Gary FouseOctober 4, 2013 at 3:22 PM

    How would you like to be the chair of that department?

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  5. SquidOctober 4, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    "How would you like to be the chair of that department"

    Only if there is a lot of scholarly research.

    LOL

    Squid

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  6. elwood p sugginsOctober 5, 2013 at 8:58 AM

    I wish I was younger and closer to Texas so I could get a degree in it and then look for work in the field. That outta be a hoot, and I have some ideas.

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  7. elwood p sugginsOctober 6, 2013 at 7:57 AM

    Forgot to mention that the pic is reminiscent of the Thursday night "sensual bull riding" contest at Big Jim's in the French Quarter back in the early 80's. Some of the contestants showed a little (or a LOT) more skin than is exhibited here.

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  8. Siarlys JenkinsOctober 7, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    Sounds like a job right up your alley elwood. Go for it.

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