More Tips for the DOJ Zimmerman Hot Line

Sanford.florida@usdoj.gov


Dear J Eric Hoolder,

My sister has a friend whose brother drinks at a bar. The bartender there says he knew George Zimmerman when he was a kid, and that Zimmerman was drinking at his bar the day OJ was acquitted. According to the bartender, Zimmerman was upset and said, "The A-Hole got away with it."

Hope this helps.

PS: If this gets Zimmerman indicted, I expect a reward of $100,000, I don't wanna testify, and I want to be placed in the Witness Protection Program.

-Sammy "the Bull" Gravano
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Dear Comrade Holder,

Zimmerman is a Jew. There's your smoking gun.

-New Black Panther Party


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Dear Eric Holder,

I could have been Trayvon Martin 20 years ago. If I am right, you must indict.

-OJ Simpson

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Dear Comrade Holder,

George Zimmerman is not Hispanic. He's white, and his father is probably a Jew. We know' em when we see'em.

-La Voz de Aztlan

PS: And Fousesquawk is a pathetic shabbos goy.

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Dear Attorney General Holder,

I urge you to indict George Zimmerman because everybody deserves a second chance.

- Angela Corey

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Dear J. Eric Hoolder,

As one lawyer to another, Zimmerman is clearly guilty because he didn't have the courage to testify.

- Bernie de la Rionda, Esq
Graduate, Rube Goldberg School of Law, class of 1984

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Dear Mr Hoolder,

Here's a tip. There is a witness in Miami, who will blow this case wide open. Her name is Rachel Jeantel. She is one smart cookie.

- Piers Morgan
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Dear Eric,

Who says a half dozen (or so) women can't be wrong?

- Larry King
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