"Here are your choices"
a 12 car bombs went off in Shi'ite neighborhoods killing 51
b Steve Wynn opened a new luxury hotel in Baghdad
c Iraq was selected to host the 2014 Miss Universe contest
d President Obama threatened an invasion if the bombings don't stop
e Steve Wynn opened a new luxury hotel in Las Vegas called the Baghdad
f President Obama threatened an invasion if the bombings stop
"Can I call a friend?"
"Sure. Who do you want to call?"
"Jim Clapper."
"Clapper speaking,"
"Hey Jim, what the hell happened today in Iraq?"
"Hell if I know, but I'm up on Fousesquawk right now. Let me check. He's one of our most reliable sources, you know. He's never wrong." Oh yes. Go with "a"'.
"Thanks, Jim." (click) "Let's go with "a", Bob."
"And you are absolutely right!!"
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