Let's Play, "What the Hell Happened Today in Afghanistan?" (May 20, 2013)

Here are your choices:

a  Christian militiamen launched a suicide attack against the Kabul Playboy Club
b  Suicide bomber killed 14 people
c  Israeli jets bombed Afghanistan's nuclear weapons facility
d  The world's oldest man (132) stepped on a land mine, lost a leg, but survived

Here is your bonus hint:

"Can I call a friend?"

"Sure. Who do you want to call?"

"Eric Holder."

"DOJ."

"Eric Holder, please."

"He's testifying at Capitol Hill, but I'll transfer you."

"......and so, Congressman, I had no knowledge of any monitoring of Associated Press....Excuse me....Hello."

"Hey Eric. What the Hell happened today in Afghanistan?"

"Today's your lucky day. We just intercepted the report from AP. The answer is b."

"Wow. Thanks, Eric. I'll go with b, Bob."

"And you are absolutely right!"

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