Let's Play, "What the Hell Happened Today in Pakistan?" (April 3, 2013)

"Here is today's $ million dollar question:

What the Hell happened today in Pakistan?"

a The presidents of Pakistan and India met today to discuss ways to better relations
b A new museum opened today in Karachi
c A new hospital opened today in Lahore
d The Olive Tree Initiative arrived in Karachi in their effort to solve the problems between India and Pakistan
e Attackers with hand grenades killed three security personnel and injured several others in an attack in Karachi

Contestant: "Can I call a friend?"

Host: "Sure. Who do you want to call?"

Contestant: "Janet Napolitano."



Host: "OK. if that's what you want."




"Hello."

"Is this the Department of Homeland Security?"

"Oh, yes. Who do you want to talk to?"

"Janet Napolitano."

"Speaking."

"Hey Janet! What the Hell happened today in Pakistan?"

"Well, I don't think it was "e" because Pakistan is as secure as it has ever been, so I would go with "d".

"Are you sure?"

"Hell, I'm not sure about anything."

"OK. Thanks (click). I'll do with "d", Bob."

"Oh, sooo sorry. The answer is "e".

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