The choices are:
a Pakistani police arrested American Al Qaeda fugitive Adam Gadahn trying to have sex with a goat.
b Pakistani scientists discovered the missing link
c Explorers captured Bigfoot in a Karachi coffee shop.
d A car bomb went off in a Shi'ite neighborhood in Karachi killing at least 42 and injuring 145.
"Certainly. Who do you want to call?"
"Adam Gadahn."
"Adam Gadahn speaking."
"Yeah, uhh Adam. What the Hell happened today in Pakistan?"
"Go with D."
"OK. Hey, what's the deal with you and the goat?"
"Nothing. They dropped charges. The goat got 40 lashes."
" OK. Thanks." (click) "I'll say 'D'."
"You are absolutely right!!
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/03/world/pakistan-deadly-blasts/index.html
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
ReplyDeleteThe goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
Gary Fouse, friend of the Shia... oh, wait, they're the ones in power in Iran. Maybe our gallant Sunni allies in the Taliban are bombing Shia in Pakistan in solidarity with American efforts to derail the Iranian nuclear program? Oh dear, its SO HARD to sort these things out...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous' story reminds me of the episode in Operation Cast Lead when the IDF accidentally bombed the only whorehouse in Gaza!
ReplyDeleteThey killed all four of the camels (and Arafat's mother).
Those Sudanese elders sound very wise. Too bad there are not more elders who come up with such sensible Solomonic solutions to petty disputes. Much better than hanging and cutting off hands and throwing acid and such.
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