Saturday, January 12, 2013
Let's Play, "What Happened Today in Somalia?"
So what the hell happened today in Somalia?
(Hey you feminists! More choices.)
a The Chicago Cubs announced they will move their spring training camp to Mogadishu
b Pope Bennie arrived for a ten-day visit
c Mogadishu was awarded the 2240 Olympics
d The Pittsburgh Pirates announced they are creating a baseball academy for prospective pirates
e French commandos raided a terror camp in an attempt to rescue a French hostage (who was killed)
f a UC Santa Cruz Community Studies major received a grant to study for a year at the University of Mogadishu
g The cause of Global Warming was discovered
h Hugo Chavez arrived from Cuba to continue his cancer treatments
If you guessed "e", you are a winner!
Mission failed, by definition.
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