Thursday, December 20, 2012
Who Killed Susan Rice? (Ch 3)
http://garyfouse.blogspot.com/2012/11/who-killed-susan-rice.html (Ch 1)
http://garyfouse.blogspot.com/2012/12/who-killed-susan-rice-cont.html (Ch 2)
As our murder mystery continues, the Orient Express is now one hour out of Strasbourg on its journey to Paris. On board, Dept. of Justice sleuth Dick Holder and his counterpart, Agent McLaine from the Accountability Review Board.....
(Hat tip Young Frankenstein)
are continuing their inquiry into the mysterious death of Susan Rice. They have just about wrapped up their case, but one important lead is still outstanding. They have yet to interview Harriet Clanton, who has taken ill and is recuperating in her compartment with a concussion.
We pick up with Dick Holder entering Agent McLaine's compartment where he is busy typing away on his typewriter.
"What are you up to?" asked Dick Holder.
"I'm finishing up my final report," replied the ARB man.
"But we have yet to interview Harriet Clanton," said Dick Holder with a confused look on his face.
"That's Ok. We have enough suspects to close the case as it is," replied McLaine with a wink of the eye.
"Who?" asked Dick Holder.
"Here, look at this," McLaine said ripping a sheet of paper from his typewriter and handing it to Dick Holder.
As Dick Holder held the paper in his hands, he read out loud....
"Morelli, Snapper, and the woman named Victoria."
As Dick Holder handed the paper back to McLaine, he asked, "Why them? Clanton was the last one to see Susan Rice alive."
"And they were the next to last," replied McLaine with a look of satisfaction on his weary face, a face that had seen too much for too long.
"Where are they now?" queried Dick Holder.
McLaine gazed out the window at the green countryside passing by as he lit a cigarette.
"Oh, you won't see them around no more."
"But I don't get it, " stammered a confused Dick Holder. "What could be the motive?"
"Easy," answered McLaine as he blew a smoke ring. "Zionism. All three of them were known Zionists".
"You mean are Zionists", answered Dick Holder.
"No. I mean were Zionists", countered McLaine with a knowing smile as his smoke ring slowly dissipated into the corridor of the train.
Dick Holder stood there silently with that same confused look on his face. Finally, after a long silence, he said, " But they aren't even Jews, I mean Morelli? C'mon!"
"I know. I know", answered McLaine. "They are even worse. They are all Evangelical Zionists."
"What the hell is that?"
"It's a very sinister secret society of Christians that is conspiring to help Jews take over the world," McLaine explained patiently.
"I don't get it," said Dick Holder.
"Ever see that movie, 'The Exorcist'?"
Dick Holder nodded.
"It all ties in. There was a scene about it in the first part of the movie. Then there was this priest in Washington DC. He was onto it, see? That priest was a pseudo identity for a minister out in Pasadena, California named Ed Bacon. He's the guy who discovered this whole secret society of Evangelical Zionists, who are direct descendants of the Crusaders, the Inquisitionists, the slave merchants, the Nazi death camp leaders, and the Nigerian bank scam artists."
"Whoa, whoa!" exclaimed Dick Holder as if his head were about to explode. "What's all this got to do with Susan Rice?"
"Everything," said McClain as he snuffed out his cigarette, stood up and began pacing the compartment.
"You see, Rice was working for Bacon. That's why she was on the train to begin with. She was tailing the Evangelical Zionists and reporting back to Bacon, who was exposing their dirty little secrets to the world."
"But where does Clanton fit into all this?"
"She was Rice's direct supervisor, remember? She might have been the next victim. That's why I got security guys guarding her compartment 24-7."
Dick Holder jumped up excitedly from his seat. "Then shouldn't we talk to Clanton now? Certainly she would clear all this up."
"Not so fast", countered McLaine. "We don't need all this stuff to come out. Right now, Clanton is the second most important anti-Evangelical Zionist we got. That's why we gotta keep her name outta this report."
"And who is the most important?" asked Dick Holder.
McLaine lit up a fresh cigarette, took a deep draw, and turned his back to Dick Holder.
" Baby, You don't wanna know."
"But what about that note they found by Rice's body about the video?"
"That was just to throw us off the trail. There never was any video," said McClain.
Holder was stunned, but he was beginning to get the picture.
"But will we ever interview Harriet Clanton?"
"Maybe we will and maybe we won't. Right now we should be thinking about where we are gonna have dinner in Paris," answered McLain casually.
"Yeah. I guess you're right."
Tune in next week for the next suspenseful chapter of, "Who killed Susan Rice?"
Dick Holder? Okay, that's kinda funny.
ReplyDeleteOld, stale, banal and boring. You can do better than this Gary, in far fewer words.
ReplyDeleteWatch out for those evangelical Zionists, Siarlys
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