"Good news, mein Fuehrer. The British royals are expecting."
Well, I must say, the Brits could use a bit of good cheer these days. It has been announced that Prince William and Kate are expecting a child. Yet another good alternative to Prince Charles ever becoming king.
Naturally, the news has met with great rejoicing in what is left of Great Britain. Why, I hear they even interrupted the soccer matches to announce it.
Now the only question is whether it is a boy or a girl. If a boy, he may become the future king. If it's a girl, I figure in about 10 years, she may become the bride of Britain's future ruler, Anjem Choudary (below-center).
Maybe George Galloway can be the best man.
He is already rehearsing.
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