This is Jesse Jackson speaking. You might ..unintelligible ...think it strange...unintelligible.. to see me speaking for a beer company...unintelligible...but I want you all to drink Budweiser beer.
Why?
That's because...unintelligible...my sons' got the Bud franchise at the Wrigla Field bleachers.
Not Jesse Jr. mind you. I'm talking ...unintelligible...my other sons, Jonathan and Yusuf. Jesse Jr. is in politics and being from the south side and doing business on the north side, you know, ...unintelligible...people might think he's bi-polar or somethin'.
It's trula a long stora, but to make a long stora short, ...unintelligible....I ....unintelligible......to sue Bud
.....unintelligible.... discrimination. In other....unintelligible...unintelligible.....shake down, they decided .......unintelligible the Wrigla Field franchise to a suitable minority business group.
So next time you go to see the Cubs lose, it'all taste better with a Bud, and you'll be ...unintelligible.... a great cause-the Jackson family.
I don't drink Bud anyway.
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