Sailing Down the Thames

How wonderful it is. England is celebrating the 60th anniversary of the reign of Queen Elizabeth with a thousand-boat  flotilla consisting of a royal barge down the Thames.


http://www.newstimes.com/living/article/British-queen-leads-1-000-strong-jubilee-flotilla-3605459.php

"Ah wunnerful, ah wunnerful, ah."


Yes, it is, but there will be one person  missing from this celebration. That would be comedian George Galloway, who is on his own flotilla, so to speak. He is aboard the Leakin' Lena carrying badly-needed Yorkshire pudding and cash to Gaza to hand over to his starving pals in Hamas.

That's OK. They still have the silly silly activist Yvonne Ridley in town. Maybe she is taking part.



"You are a silly silly man, Fousesquawk."                               "Thar she blows!"


That's a direct quote. I'm sure she could actually float on the Thames.

Doubtless the party-poopers from Sharia4UK will be out in force led by their nose-picker in chief Anjem Choudary.

And with plenty of foreign leaders from the old colonies attending, lots of other groups are protesting

Somebody doesn't like the leader of Swaziland. In addition, the local Bahraini community and the local Tamil community are in a tither that the leaders of Bahrain and Sri Lanka are coming.

But no mind. To counter all those undesirables, there is always Prince Charles and his charming bride, Camilla.

"Sixty #@&%(* years! When's it going to be my turn, by Jove?"

I hope England is enjoying it all because it will probably be the last. The country will probably be the first European nation to disappear in a sea of red ink and sharia law. Doubtless the 4-day event will be truly memorable. In fact, Britain will never see one like it again.