The tragic news is breaking all across the wires.
Rodney King is dead at 47.
Police were called to the scene of King's home by his fiancee in Rialto, California, where they found King dead at the bottom of his swimming pool. Today's Fox News ticker reported that King was founded at the bottom of the pool. That was later founded to be in error.
Where is Rialto, you ask?
You don't wanna know.
Who was King's fiancee, you ask?
You don't wanna know.
According to my inside sources in the Rialto PD, cops were on the scene within minutes of being called. They knew the address well from previous domestic disturbance calls from the aforementioned fiancee. However, efforts to revive King were for naught. Here, for the first time, is an actual photo of rescue efforts.
"Why don't we try CPR?"
"Too late. He's gone."
You don't wanna know.
That's in pretty poor taste.
ReplyDelete--Anonymous 703
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteYes, it is. Rodney King lived his entire life in poor taste.
How's this for poor taste??
ReplyDeleteQ. How do you say Rodney King in Spanish??
A. Pinata.
703,
ReplyDeleteYou need to lighten up. Besides, if you want good taste, you've come to the wrong place.
Rodney King will not be missed.
Someone should have told his fiancee that first you marry them, then you drown them.
ReplyDeleteHer story sounds too clean, to easy.