Hillary Clinton Draws the Line in the Sand

    "Hey lady! You wanna fly this #%^*# plane?"

News flash: The Iranian government has announced it has come one step closer to a nuclear bomb.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, en route to a meeting in Istanbul with the Organization of Islamic Cooperation, has  stated,

"The Iranian government must choose whether it wants to be a member of the international community or be subject to tough sanctions...."

"I don't think that's funny."


News flash: North Korea has just (tried to) launch a long-range missile that landed in the Sea of North Korea.

In response, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, en route to a conference in Timbuktu, stated,

"The North Koreans must decide whether they want to be a member of the world community or face tough new sanctions and further isolation." 

"I don't think that's funny."


News flash: Syrian government  troops  killed another 542 protesters today.

In response, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, while flying to Borneo, told reporters,

"Bashar Assad must stop the killing and step down or face crippling new sanctions."

"I don't think that's funny."

News flash: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, while flying to a regional conference in Antarctica, discovered she had forgotten to pack her pant suits.  

"Now that's funny!"