Patriots' Epitaph by Gisele Bundchen

"Poor Tommie."


Tom Brady's brain-dead model wife, Gisele Bundchen, embarrassed Tom with her pre-game message for everyone to pray for "positive energy" for Tom and his teammates.

Well, the positive energy thing didn't quite work out, so now Tom's Liebchen has the explanation. It was the fault of those receivers who dropped Tommie's passes. And don't forget that Hail Mary on the last play. If only that darn Gronkowski guy had not gone and sprained  his ankle in the last game, he would have made that catch for sure.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201202/tom-bradys-wife-blames-patriots-teammates


Note to Tom Brady: You have a lot of phone calls to your receivers to make in the next few days.