Thursday, December 1, 2011

Michelle's Got the Hots for Fousesquawk



"Call me."


Folks, I keep telling you you gotta watch out for these Internet scams. How many of you have gotten a mysterious message from some babe who says, "I was surfing the Internet and you seemed interesting."

Right.

Well, look what I got today from Michelle Obama, no less.


From: Michelle Obama

Date: Thursday, December 1, 2011 11:27 AM

To:
Fousesquawk

Subject: Sometime soon, I want to meet you



Friend --


"I'm excited for the chance to meet you and whoever you decide to bring to dinner.

I really hope you give this a shot.

Give $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered for you and a guest to have dinner with Barack and me:

Hope to see you soon,

Michelle




Fousesquawk response:

"Dear Michelle,

Definitely interested. Let me know the next time Barack goes on one of his campaign trips."

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2 comments:

  1. FindalisDecember 2, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    $3 for a date? Cheapest hooker in the US.

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  2. Siarlys JenkinsDecember 4, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    If I win, I'm taking my own date with me. She'd love to meet Michelle.

    Gary, did you take that photo? I can tell it is not Mrs. Obama, not even a younger self, so if you know where to find babes like that, it says more about you than anyone else. Or are you trafficking?

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