Fousesquawk Extreme Makeover

Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen to Fousesquawk Extreme Makeover. On our last show, we took 4 ugly men and transformed one of them into an irresistable hunk.  Here are our contestants. First is Contestant Number One.

 "Ouch!"

Now here is Contestant Number Two

And Contestant Number Three.

Finally, Contestant Number Four.

Then, last week, we eliminated contestants number three and two. That left contestants numbers one and four. AND OUR WINNER IS.... (drum roll)









Contestant Number One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One week later

And now, after we have completed our Fousesquawk makeover, we want to bring back Contestant Number One and show you the incredible results.......................................(scroll down)

(Wild applause)

"Well, what are you going to do now, Henry?"

"I'm gonna run for Congress."