Hi! You know me. I'm celebrity attorney for women who don't need attorneys, Gloria Allred, or, as Larry Elder calls me, "Superglo". Now I am here to tell you about my secret to being stunning. It's Maybelline.
Yes, I would never think of going out of the house without putting on Maybelline, the world's most stunning lipstick. And now, it's available in the special customized "Gloria Allred" lipstick tube!
Although red is my favorite color, Maybelline now comes in a variety of colors to match whatever color you happen to be wearing on any particular day.
In addition, you want to be sure your lipstick matches the mood of your press conferences.
Or whenever you happen to be photographed. Here below is what I wore last night for St Patrick's Day.
So be sure and stock up on Maybelline today. Get the large economy size so you'll never run out. Hell, it'll last longer than your face.
When did psychopathic Ann Coulter become one of Gloria's proteges? A tall blonde with that "Omen III" glow in the eyes is a dead ringer.
ReplyDeleteIf Ann Coulter loved her enemies, she would be a Christian.
I guess that's more than I can say for Gloria.