Holder Says KSM Trial Decision Near

Today, the Justice Department announced that a decision on where to try terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed "is near".

Of course, we must put this all in perspective. We now know that the DOJ has been tied up recently investigating Chris Christie for staying in hotels above the authorized per diem allowance to the tune of $2,000.

In other news, Rip Van Winkle announced that he is nearing a decision on when to wake up.

Jimmy Carter announced that he is nearing a decision on how to free the Iran hostages.

Brett Favre announced that he is nearing a decision on retirement.